i'm a single jewish male,
hitting fifty-five,
yet i refuse to date
a girl over thirty-five.
i'm perfectly normal,
as normal as can be,
but i suffer from baby delusional syndrome,
a painful malady.
i'm going to be a daddy,
in my fantasy.
i would prefer to stay single
than face reality.
baby delusional syndrome
what am i going to do?
ive got to keep lying about my age
and my income, too.
im a single jewish male,
hitting fifty-six.....
by: future druggie
and there you have it. they wonder why there is a shidduch crisis....
no one gets exactly what they want, but meanwhile everyone expects that they will.
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